He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
Nicole vs. Life
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
Two words: blizzard sex
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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