Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
Randomize
