Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
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