Soap is not a condiment
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
Randomize
