Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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