if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
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