Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
I can feel your judgement through the phone
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
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