What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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