she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
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