Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
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