Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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