Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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