I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
Then you guys just all showered together...?
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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