What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
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