I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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