okay pat passed out under dana's car
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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