Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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