You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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