i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
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