when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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