so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
Randomize
