His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
Last time i carry you out of a forest
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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