If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
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