Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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