Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
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just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
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