the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
You were spooning an empty magnum of white wine in the middle of the bed so I slept on the couch
Well at least there's no more confusion about your place in my life. Wine > pizza > your dick > the rest of you.
Love you...
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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