You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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