im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
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