They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
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