how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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