Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
Randomize
