i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
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