sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
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