Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
