just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
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