we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
Randomize
