just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
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