do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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