Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
he fucked my hip out of place.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
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