the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
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