Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
If that was your dad, he is hot
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
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