It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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