Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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