At least make sure they are 18
Why
As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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