You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
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