Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
We left an ass print on the piano.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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