i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
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