and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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