I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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