Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
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