Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
Just high enough for therapy.
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
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