He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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