Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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